Leaf Bandit

A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.

Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.

by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018

Sandy Bandit

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.

Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.

by Andy WM September 30, 2007

time bandit

someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.

Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*

"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."

Victim: ...

Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!

by marinade August 15, 2010

snatch bandit

Somone who enjoys sex with other mens girlfriend or wife.

"If that guy hits on my wife one more time, i'll kill that snatch bandit!"

by Evil Weasel June 11, 2006

ass bandit

a gay male

And its ARSE bandit fools

"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"

by spicymince February 5, 2004

Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Dirtbox Bandit

One that takes it deep in the ass.

Did you hear fucking ralph got a pay rise ... WHAT !! that fucking dirtbox bandit.

by ICEsmoke May 2, 2014