The Bandit

A sex move: Performed with 3 people (2 men and a women) Blindfold your girl and start doing her from behind while she's facing a window, now quietly switch places with the other man and have him start doing her while you go outside and have the other man un-blindfold the girl and you wave at her from outside the window.
On a side note: She doesn't know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.

A - Dude! Me and my bro just did the bandit on her!
B - Yeah man she totally freaked!

by Colinmandudebro December 17, 2008

Cocksucking ass bandit

Donald Trump

A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

AFK-Bandit-Training

On the MMORPG RuneScape, in the southern part of the Kharid Desert likes a Bnaidt camp. There many higher levelled players go there to train on them by wearing a piece of clothing/armour of Saradomin/Zamorakian descent, which provokes the Bandits into attacking them at will, which, in case, leaves them the ability to sit there and do nothing, except for click every few minutes to stop themsleves from logging out.

Donny3210 - "Dude, Karimbo, did that guy Pest Control his combat stats??"

Karimbo_4765 - "No, the faggot used AFK-Bandit-Training."

Donny3210 - "Hah! Pussy."

by Zael August 23, 2007

turkey bandit

One who covertly heists turkey sandwiches in the middle of the night.

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."

by corn master October 2, 2002

ass crack bandit

Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.

Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night

by potledom January 12, 2014

halfcan bandit

A cunt wad who regularly leaves half cans of soda throughout ones residence. See also 'sandbag'.

Andrew consumed one half of his freshly opened can of diet coke, and then left it by the base of the couch. When the rest of the housemates proceeded to clean the house and found many half filled cans of diet coke they all cursed his name, fucking halfcan bandit!

by Le Frat House January 17, 2008

Transit Bandit

To take public transit without paying the fair.

I'm too poor to buy my monthly pass yet. I'm going to be a transit bandit until pay day.

Sarena "Did you buy a skytrain ticket?"
Robert "No. I'm going to be a transit bandit on our way downtown tonight."

by Beatjunkie604 November 4, 2008