Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010

bare backing

A word in Chess used to describe the checkmate delivered by a rook or queen along a back rank in which the mated king is unable to move up the board because the king is blocked by friendly pieces on the second/seventh rank.

Steve gave his mother a good bare backing one Saturday evening.

by yourmum69420x May 27, 2021

Bakin-Cakes

Makin babies, gettin yo grind one without a jimmy hat.

Bitch what you doin? U and dude over there bakin-cakes

by Tricey08 February 14, 2008

barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.

Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 17, 2006

bajing

ba'jing

1. an exclamation after an insult, like ba-zing.
2. to fuck.
3. the male genitalia.
4. to ejaculate. also see skeet.

1. "Joe, you're such a fucktard! Bajing!"
2. "Hey Brian, I bajinged your sister last night!"
-or-
"Greg seems a little too happy. He must have been bajinged in the butt over the weekend."
3. "STFU Zwiers before I give you a swift kick to the bajing!"
4. "Ugh! I just got bajing all over myself..."

by JoelToTheJ April 29, 2005

badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole

Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??

by JTP3 November 7, 2007

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

by mickotoole November 7, 2005