Radio Boots

More commonly known as Fuck Me Boots. Comes from abbreviating Fuck Me to FM, which is also an abbreviation of the radio broadcasting band of Frequency Modulation. Normally used when talking around persons who may or will be offended by the term Fuck Me Boots.

Dave: "Did you see that chick that walked in with the radio boots? Any higher & she wouldn't have needed that belt she's wearing as mini-skirt."

Greg: "I know, can't half tell why she's here..."

by Vorpal Cougar February 7, 2009

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Boot Brush

A female with an especially hairy or unusually bushy vagina.

I hooked up with this chick last nite, and she shined my duty boots with her boot brush. Yep she was scary hairy.

by mattiemobile November 23, 2010

In Ya Boot

A non-derogatory phrase to express disagreement with an occurrence or statement. The phrases origins are from the boot of an AFL umpire.

How was that 50!?! He barely touched him!... In Ya Boot!

by Stumcc April 12, 2015

Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)

AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots

by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012

David Boot

Informally known as a unit of measurement.

The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.

Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.

The radius of that tire looks to be about three David Boot.

by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019

boot shaft

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion

Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018