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Book sex

I was about to get my book sex on, when I realized the bitch had 3 year cheddar!
by Blackmailman February 15, 2010
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Book off

When talking to someone on the bus, you say something inappropriate and they lose interest in the conversation.

They then proceed to get a book out and read it, leaving you thoroughly ignored.
Met this girl on the bus today, totally made me book off.
by Smackaine April 8, 2009
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book it

to move quickly from one place to another, usually with some kind of favorable intentions for the one who suggests "booking it" in the first place.
Anna: Lets book it to next period!

Grace: Ugh, why?

Anna: 'Cause I REALLY want to have enough time to see Josh before class!
by sydneyspaceinvader February 23, 2009
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Book Worm

1. One who attends the University of Chicago in Chicago, Illinois.
2. An avid reader.
BB: Bill Gates claims to be a book worm.
Becky: So does the actor Christian Bale!
BB: OMG, Becky.
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Book Doctor

1. One who has received a Ph.D. in Literature or of a single language of the world. They are usually college professors seeing as there is no other possible practical application for getting a Ph.D. in such disciplines; they also make very small salaries due to their overall lack of need to society.

2. One who gets his/her Ph.D. for the sole purpose of being called "Doctor."

3. Not a REAL Doctor
Student: Dr. Klekar, my testicles hurt.
Dr. Klekar: WHAT? Get out of my class!!
Student: but, but you're a doctor, and I need help!
Dr. Klekar: I'm just a book doctor!
by Joe25674 February 25, 2008
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Book smart

Someone who is, at the very least, intelligent enough to not live on the street.
People with street smarts hate people with book smarts because they are envious of their superior intellect.
by Sesquipedaliman June 4, 2013
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Book Girl

Book girls are typically white millennials that are compared to Horse Girls. They enjoy reading YA romance and fan fiction, possibly delving into adult romance and fantasy.

Book girls sport low pony tails, ill-fitting tops or boxy fandom t-shirts, bootcut jeans, and sneakers or basic flats. They had tumblr accounts during their youth, sticking to the mantra of being “unlike other girls” and having an air of superiority. This mindset is rooted in misogyny, as they judge women that wear makeup, are conventionally attractive, sleep with men, party, and care about things they find frivolous. This is all an attempt at being “one of the good ones” in the eyes of potential romantic partners just like the protagonists in the books they read.

Book girls project by judging other women that have what they secretly want. They may have the following thoughts:
“I don’t know what he sees in her. She’s a blonde bimbo while I read books and have intelligence.”
“I’m basically one of the guys because I’m low maintenance and down to earth, unlike their skinny shopaholic girlfriends.”
“I have a super sarcastic and quirky personality. I think it takes a long time for guys to get used to my dark sense of humor. I’m just not like other girls.”

Book girls emotionally remain in the past, replaying their high school days through the books they read. This causes them to project their insecurities onto unsuspecting people that are forced to interact with them.
Melissa thinks I’m not attracted to her because she’s not a “skinny prep”, but it’s really because her personality sucks. Too bad she turned out to be a raging book girl.
by SilentDay August 4, 2022
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