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Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
by The J-Spot January 17, 2005
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er body

slang for everybody. Or er1 = everyone
Now er body talkn bout me!
by Athéna Pallas April 13, 2008
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Warm body

A person who wants someone to make them feel wanted, they always want to have someone even if they're just a stand in or a "warm body"
Person 1) Hey i was talking to that girl yesterday and she only talks to me when she needs something, or when she has no-one else to talk too
Person 2)Bro she's just using you as a warm body
by anonymouse77722 June 1, 2010
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bloody

Archaic swearword originating in England, originating from the even more archaic phrase 'By God's blood', but nobody really knows that or cares. DOESN'T mean 'fucking' you screwheads.. We use that word too!
"Bloody buggering hell!!"

- Rimmer from Red Dwarf

Why the hell is this 'example too short?' I swear, if this one doesn't work, I am going to track down those urbandictionary guys and use their spines as glockenspiels
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Electronic Body Music

Actually, Ralf Hütter (Kraftwerk) first used the term Electronic Body Music. It was later picked up and applied by bands with the sound identified above.
blah blahh blah, Elektronisches Körper Musik
:says Ralf!

Electronic Body Music
by d-chipper October 25, 2011
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Bloody Stoolz

A condition in which you are so disgustingly unacceptable, that even your stools cannot stand being inside your body, and so bleed as a sign of displeasure.
Jane spits mad bloody stoolz out every day because she is truly macknasty.
by E Konda January 8, 2008
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bloody oath mate

Something that is true
1. He's gay

2. Bloody oath mate
by The dank meme lord December 8, 2016
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