disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 2, 2012

Show Blind

When you love a show so much that you become completely oblivious to the fact that it sucks

My buddy Frank is so show blind that he thought the lost finale was good.

I didn't realize how terrible Whitney was until I actually watched an episode with my friend. I was totally show blind.

by le0pard1 September 30, 2013

Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message

me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness

by commablindness September 21, 2017

truth-blind

A person who only believes lies,
A person who only sees truth through lies.

He is completely truth-blind, he believes all of our lies.

by xSoulFish January 29, 2017

Cowburn blind

When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind

- Holy shit Tom is drunk as fuck and still drinking
-yeah he’s bloody cowburn blind

by SANTA691 January 31, 2019

Phoenician Blind

When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.

No joke, walked out of the 19th Hole, and went Phoenician Blind...110 in the shade!

by CaptMcSwagger June 9, 2014

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017