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bear tail

some shit left in the ass cheeks because it was unsuccsesfuly "held in"
as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"
by Ricky Brito May 28, 2008
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Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.
A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!
by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010
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Bear Season

Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".
Dude, did you bang her last night?

Nah, its bear season.
by bill&neal4ever June 29, 2011
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bear mask

Prior to intercourse, the male trims or shaves his pubic hairs and keeps them. During sex, before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, and throws his pubic hairs at her. The hairs stick to the ejaculate, hence creating the image of a bear mask.
I bear masked your mother last night!! she spent the rest of the night picking hairs from her teeth.
by TheFreshmaker August 30, 2008
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bear fetish

One who is sexually attracted to bears.
Someone who interested in men who are hairy. Normally These are large/muscular men old enough to have teenagers.
Most men interested bears are also into daddy's and/or silver daddies.
Normally these people are young gay men.
Steve Carrel really turns on my bear fetish.
by Pickby November 1, 2011
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Bear Stearns

To make a poorly thought out decision that results in a catastrophic failure or demise of one or many people.

To plummet from the top to the bottom at a blinding speed only to be bought out and liquidated by someone else.

fuck up spitzer
"Hooking up with her was a total Bear Stearns."

"I partied all weekend instead of studying; it was a total Bear Stearns"

"Dude, I stopped paying my bills and got totally Bear Stearns'd"
by David A. M. April 7, 2008
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bear trap

When a man places his balls inside the anus of another person. The pressure around then simulates the sensation of a bear trap around ones balls.
I hooked up with this slut and she totally got me in a bear trap. My balls still hurt.
by Bear Trap Victum January 7, 2008
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