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Screaming Ballast

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021
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Balasuriya

It means He who wields the power of the sun
Johann his Balasuriya quite well
by Sean DaCosta October 10, 2006
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ballarosity

(ball-er-os`a-tee)

1--> totally bitchin'.
2--> being of the up-most standing, or, being the 'shit'
3--> status points maxed out
damn those shoes are "ballarosity"

the band deftones are "ballarosity"
by retro_killa July 31, 2007
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balla-mobile

bal-la-mo-bile
Date: circa 2008
–noun
an unusually amazing, exclusive, rare or exotic automotive vehicle designed for transportation of passengers and establishing street cred for the driver - Similar to the Batmobile, but for ballas.
"Damn! Did you see that CLK-DTM? Balla-mobile!!!"

All: Bugatti, Pagani, SSC, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Saleen, Koenigsegg, Maybach

Some: Porsche, Audi, MB, BMW, etc.
by The_Justus March 4, 2009
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ballanine chain

when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.
-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

- no way

-ya, i was so hammered
by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010
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Balaschi

The word balaschi tends to describe ugly guys who get their ass kicked on the reg....and cannot resist screeching like a girl if they get scared
Yo i scared your ass so bad youre such a balaschi
by GorillaKilla25 October 27, 2010
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Ballestrini

A grossly untalented girl who never has done anything for herself.
A girl who will sleep with anyone and anything she can in a lame attempt to turn her "Daddy bought career" into a real legitimate career.
A selfish stuck up snobby bitch.
A girl with a voice equivalent to a squirrel in a blender.
A girl who has other write her songs while claiming she is a song writer.
A girl who uses Daddy's money to buy a so-called life.
A girl who is best described as an "Ugly Skank"
Damn, I've seen some ugly untalented girls before but fuck, that bitch is a Ballestrini.
by Bringer of the Truth 2011 March 19, 2011
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