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Three Toed Cheesy Tree Badger 

A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.

Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.

Cletus: Fuck.

cunt badger 

a viciously mean person or animal.
Holy shit, that lunch lady was meaner than a cunt badger!
cunt badger by swt1124 January 29, 2009

bangers and mash 

Tha contentz of a highly used but badly flushed toilet.
OK, who was it that didn't flush and left a bowl full of 'bangerz and mash'
bangers and mash by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

badger milk 

like steroids but with more omph!!! and better and faster and more powerful results
bri serves a volleyball over the net and it goes across the endline because she is so powerful.

birdy: 'Roids!!!
taylor: on the badger milk are we bri??

badger milk by AllieBaBy02010 April 17, 2006

badger fun

when a person dances and plays games with loads of badgers. they sing songs such as "lord of the dance" by barley bree and "toxic" by britney spears.
to play games with badgers such as chess, checkers and cludo.
"im having loads of badger fun right now" said to billy over the phone.
"yeah" said billy.
badger fun by kirk lizard 556 January 5, 2009

Releasing the Badger 

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.
Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.