A previously unknown badger species whose natural habitat is Northern Queensland, Australia. The three toed cheesy tree badger is a shy animal, small in stature, but makes up with a ferocious thirst for vagina and LSD. The Three toed cheesy tree badger is usually the culprit of mysterious early morning acid disappearances.
Cletus: Alright, Everybody stop. I've lost the trips.
Bob: Settle down man, it's gone. I saw a three toed cheesy tree badger scuttling about half an hour ago.
when a person dances and plays games with loads of badgers. they sing songs such as "lord of the dance" by barley bree and "toxic" by britney spears.
to play games with badgers such as chess, checkers and cludo.
"im having loads of badger fun right now" said to billy over the phone.
"yeah" said billy.