assaholic

A person who has become dependent in their public persona of drunk asshole.

"That guy whose always puking on your bed and putting his fist through the front door window is such a fucking assaholic!"

by roger January 29, 2004

Asshi

Made up by a stupid kid who’s trying to be funny and censor “Asshole” to make it Asshi.

"That guy is such an asshi!"

by thnkU4thelemon July 16, 2008

asschop

1. An annoying person who fucks up alot, see fuckchop 2. A cut of meat from the ass

What the fuck did you do that for asschop?

by Assjack October 30, 2003

asshat

1. Shorts, a hat for your ass.

Those are bitching asshats-Greg

by RRyan May 18, 2005

assaholic

a person who becomes easily infatuated with assholes, or finds themself attracted to someone who treats him or her as worthless; perhaps related to insecurity

Maggie: Yeah. So her boyfriend totally blew her off the other day. She went all the way uptown for him and bought him an engraved pen and he just told her he had to go to a party and never showed up. She waited at his door for him until he came home, which was like four hours later, and when he got there he told her he was too tired and had to go to bed.
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'

by allikat2005 July 20, 2008

asshat

One that looks down on others and is overall, a douchebag in it's finest shit.

Did you see that asshat? He's so annoying. BAN! BAN! BAN!

Near is an asshat.

by J Zhang August 3, 2007

Asshat

One who's got their head up their ass and needs a cranal-rectal inversion, ASAP.

Holy Jaques Cousteau, Batman! That person is an asshat; call 911 -- we can't perform a cranal-rectal inversion ourselves!

by Un Sporko Magnifico July 15, 2008