asshat

Word used only by losers.

Loser: "Asshat!"
Me: "Loser."

by Guh-eye July 16, 2008

asscandy

the wonderful wonderment of a great ever loving scent of sweet putan jus mixed with ass flow like you will snort off of a gorgeous pair of cunt wrappers also known as panties

sniff sniff sniff Snuffy Sniff asscandy, out and in the ever loving tongue of extscy

by Lonny Joe Black December 16, 2007

asshat

Somebody you hate so much it is not only okay, but necessary to verbally shit all over them.

"Wow Dick, why do you keep breaking the printer on purpose? Quite being such an asshat."

by Bri Woo February 18, 2008

asshat

One who wears a hat on his ass, in case it gets cold up there on top of his shoulders. An idiot.

You, sir, will hardly hear yourself fart with such a thick wooly asshat on. Pray indulge in a little flashage.

by Et tu, Spongebob? December 14, 2008

Asscake

Noun ; squishy or soggy ass .

Mostly used in the Gay community .

Originated from Awesome and Possom .

ASSCAKE

"What's up with your asscake?" (LISP)
"Pardon me ... Why dont you fix that asscake?"

by Awesome de la Possom September 26, 2009

assatasious

someone with a nice a$$

junk in the trunk
cushion for the pushin.

"hey there miss new booty"
BOOTYLICIOUS
nicki minaj
The lady that walked into the produce isle was assatasious.
cushion for the pushin
junk in the trunk
ass

by Robin McDougle December 30, 2010

Asshat

To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

My friend bent over to tie his shoes, so I gave him an asshat!

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010