Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon March 11, 2011
Get the Ashton Fuckchermug. 
ashton is a gorgeous girl, has many amazing friends everyone loves her but deep down has a tiktok addiction
by lilbaevibez April 14, 2020
Get the ashtonmug. by humanity is overrated August 25, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. 
skinny boi, Would tap
by anonymous August 1, 2022
Get the ashtonmug. To be a shellie ashton is to be A dumb welsh person, This phrase is used mainly within englands westend.
by qrtyuioppoiuytrewqwqwertyuiop October 18, 2008
Get the [Shellie-Ashton]mug.