knight in shining armor

When your little knight is wearing protection.

Want to see my knight in shining armor or would prefere him fighting without protection?

by Oddjobguy147 June 16, 2006

armored dildo

Amarillo, Texas

You going to Armored Dildo for Christmas this year?

by Armordildo December 24, 2014

junk armor

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An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury.

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"That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now."

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by al-in-chgo March 8, 2010

Magitek Armor

A type of mech piloted by a Magitek Knight that is capable of shooting magic elemental beams, missles, transfering objects to alternate dimensions, and slashing the hell out of things.

Kefka got it anally from that Magitek Armor.

by sbm August 1, 2003

armadildo

A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.

Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!

by What-What June 21, 2008

armon

some thing sexual, or immature.

person a:hahah boobies

person b:wow, your being so armon

by sexyguyman1134 September 6, 2009

Dancin' Armadillo

After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.

Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut

thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!

by D.J. Tanner September 14, 2005