If you ever meet an alexa DONT talk to her she’s bad news and she’s fucking annoying as shit. She’s definitely a red head and she’s ugly.
by That bitch tf November 21, 2021
Get the Alexa mug.Alexa’s are sweet and kind. There full of energy and will bring positive vibes around you. They are really smart and knows how to get things done. They will make you feel loved when you need it. They are hard to find and they will be hard to get but keep trying and it will soon happen. Be patient and things will go smoothly. Alexa’s are beautiful human beings will beautiful eyes and smile. Never lose them.
Alexa is very energetic.
by DaUnknown November 21, 2021
Get the Alexa mug.alexa is tall. alexa is broken and weird. alexa is bad at online games. alexa is a good dancer tho. alexa is a fortnite kid. alexa just sucks.
by quietelephant54 November 21, 2021
Get the alexa mug.Alexa is a sweet and loving girl. She might like horses but that’s ok. She try’s her best 24/7. She’s capable of putting a smile on your face even if your feeling you worse.
by Maze0414 November 11, 2021
Get the Alexa T mug.Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.
by isa_chan008 November 12, 2021
Get the Alexa mug.Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021
Get the Alexa mug.Alexa is an nice girl,she sometimes cry's for small things.if you meet an Alexa YOULL be lucky cuz she always gives you anything you want she so nice.somtime she dosent think and people don't like her when she doesThat.
Alexa is the best
by Cutie sutie September 21, 2021
Get the Alexa mug.