Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!

Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

Albert

Liz's property

Albert belongs to lizi

by Assxrack April 23, 2022

albert

funny man that is FAT

" albert is fat "

by AK - 0 September 18, 2022

Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.

A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.

by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022

Albert

A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.

poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much

by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022

Colin Albert

Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.

Colin Albert just impregnated me

by Bbc man69 January 21, 2022

Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.

Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.

by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022