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Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!
Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!
by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022
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i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime
i would hate to be an albert!
by jinjerboi November 22, 2021
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Albert

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021
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Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.
Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.
by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021
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Albert Ekander

Albert is a person who is much cooler than Emilio Paparizous and Liam Jonason. Also he take both of them in a lightsaber duel. Also Ogge T gets slaughetered in a duel. Albert Ekander is a prime example of a kind man.
Albert Ekander is a perfect human
by Albert Ekander March 15, 2022
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Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.
,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘
by Bella_101 November 25, 2021
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Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time
Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it
by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018
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