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Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
by ahahhaah January 22, 2018
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Albert

Albert has a big Bunda and is gay AF
He likes to sucking big dicks and licking assholes.
,,Oh you like sucking dick like Albert‘‘
by Bella_101 November 25, 2021
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albert

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022
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Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla

If when someone is really stupid, a random person will make a meme of him using these characters.
Mario bros was made on 1782 b.C.(Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla meme)
by idk30 November 26, 2023
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019
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