albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

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To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022

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Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!

Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

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Liz's property

Albert belongs to lizi

by Assxrack April 23, 2022

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People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.

A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.

by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022

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A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.

poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much

by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022

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