he is the bestest boyfriend you’ll ever have he’s there when you need him and always puts a smile on your face. It’s forever you and me baby
by Oakley mai June 20, 2024
Get the Alanmug. A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.
Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth
Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!
Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!
by Fief888888 July 3, 2020
Get the Alanmug. (1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
by 3TF July 5, 2016
Get the Alan Heathmug. by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023
Get the Alanmug. Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
by IAMALAN November 25, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Alan
A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person
He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person
He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
by I have a pug November 21, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018
Get the Alaningmug.