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longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.
When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.
by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013
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The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.
I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.
by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016
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After-Burger Salad

When one indulges in a heartily-topped burger, leaving the spillage of lettuce, pickles, onions or whatever toppings they essentially had on their patty in a pile on the table. This pile of condiments is usually consumed, making it salad-like because of the lettuce that spills out.
After I finished eating my double quarter pounder, I quickly lapped up my delicious after-burger salad.
by ColintheMan December 27, 2009
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Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.
by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020
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Love after lockup

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??
by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020
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After Disney stage

The stage a former disney actor goes through to get rid of their child image.
Guy 1 - That one disney channel star released nudes!
Guy 2 - Must be going through their after disney stage
by Star-LordMan October 16, 2014
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After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates
by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019
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