Potty training accidents

Such as peeing on yourself.

Since I wasn't a newborn, I always held my pee to put on my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants, and relieved my potty training accidents of pee inside my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants!

by Turo Fernandez June 10, 2019

Dyslexic by accident

Somebody who misreads something

"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"

by KP2003 March 25, 2020

A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

When someone farts And then then accidentally craps themselves. I.E shart

Uh oh, hope you didn't just crap yourself, or have an A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

by theawesome31 May 28, 2017

Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009

Accidental Whore

When a girl is seen with a new guy every day, but doesn't know that she is whoring around.

"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"

by Brady_Dets September 18, 2015

freak accident

Something that happens that is so incomprehensible that only a freak could have it happen to them.

A freak accident happened when Tori was born...

by Ridgeback September 4, 2006

car accident

adj. phrase that describes something so horrible yet unusual that you continue to look even though you don't really want to see. Like a car accident it is human nature to gawk even though we may not like seeing the results

Did you see the car accident top that fat lady was wearing? I swear it showed 12 inches of cleavage. I couldn't stop staring.

by Cliff96 August 28, 2005