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Aaron

So I've been reading definitions of my name only to be presented with teen girls talking about their perefect man that'll most lilely leave them in. So how about a definition from an Aaron.

Is extremely fat and constantly complains about it yet does nothing to fix it. Has cripplingly low self esteem and constantly acts edgy in order to look depressed, but constantly questions if he's attention seeking or is actually depressed.

He can't do anything on a physical level so Aaron at the athletics carnival is like a snail at a race. Aaron is kinda smart, you know I get a 90% average nothin to fancy. Aaron is extremely stubborn and uptight, he looks nice from a distance but get near him for a prolonged ammout of time and your bound to trigger him causing him to receed into a downward spiral of stress and anger.

Aaron can sorta draw good but constantly complains about a certain friend of his being better. Aaron has constantly self deprecated himself and that backfired on him because now he has an inferiority complex. Goddamnit Aaron.

Aaron tries to be funny but ultimately fails because the people he's around find dated vines from 2014 funny and don't understand his humour. Aaron is a complete social disaster. Every one used to like him, but is know the obscure weird and annoying geek who doesn't understand basic social skills. Aaron also has very different and unpopular opinions compared to others and people don't like that as he is constantly preaching them.
by A-Ron May 29, 2017
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Aaron

A guy who only has one or two close friends and doesnt open up to many people he will come off as rude but once u get to know him u will never want to let him go
Girl1-Omg. He'seems so rude

Girl2-No he's not just get to know him he's a aaron after all
by Stevehan August 14, 2017
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Aaron

Oh Aaron that bum Hole...
by Jilliy bean March 14, 2018
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Aaron

fat ass who cant stop eating and cant buy new clothes.
you see that fatass bitch aaron
by aaron 22445 March 9, 2017
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Aaron

Aaron is a guy who fucks his cousin this is a very long story but it's fun so where should i start, i meant a guy on the internet and he's pretty chill but one day he was talking about him and his cousin.He starting saying how they start kissing and slowly went further and further until he fucked her. The reason her fucked was his recent breakup with a girl i will not name. After a few years of them fucking her got worried that he wouldn't get a girlfriend and tried to stop, he was unsuccessful in that and was fucked by his very horny and desperate cousin, she truly loves him no family member school love each other(this was before i met him). When i started talking to Aaron he was worried about getting his cousin pregnant and asked me what he should do. I convinced him to accept that his life will be with his cousin, while some things i find odd about him such as him choosing chess over his cousin sometimes. But they still love each other tremendously. Aaron says he could stop having sexd with his cousin, but he believes his cousin cant he believes shes become to sex and cant stop he might be even right. one thing that surprises me is that his cousin hasn't gotten pregnant in the 4 years of fucking each other. Aaron and his cousin are currently fucking each other any chance they get. His cousin will do anything to get sex from Aaron and will force herself upon him if she has to. Aaron will get more sex than anyone else who is reading this.
by Onii_chan June 7, 2018
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Aaron

The man of all men. You can't beat him, he beats you. Never defeated because he blocks everything with his manly man skills. He is almost God.
"Holy shit, is that an Aaron."
"Oh my god, it actually is."
"MOM GET THE CAMERA!"
by Potato-of-Wisdom October 1, 2018
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Aaron

Some guy who is short, strange and ugly has no friends apart from his 8 year old sister and is rejected by everyone
Person 1: Omg look at that creep.
Person 2: Yeah he’s such an Aaron.
by Bedlover January 1, 2018
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