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Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.
The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.
by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015
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Khillary Attack

The feeling in the back of one's mind that gives them the sudden and violent urge to delete ALL of their emails. This urge is almost impossible to resist.
"Dude, what are you doing?" "Deleting all of my emails, I have a massive Khillary Attack right now"
by your boiyo December 4, 2016
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flash attack

A traumatic reaction when initially receiving a dick pic!
Penny:
I was blinded, dazed and lost my balance. I had to sit down with a cold compress to recover from my flash attack.

Karen:
After recovering from my flash attack I proceeded to show all my home girls and they experienced the same trauma.
by P&K1234 November 11, 2015
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splat attack

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.
Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute
by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017
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Khak Attack

When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.
I approached the front desk and was immediately engulfed by a full-fledged khak attack.
by Miss Nicks June 17, 2018
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Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming
Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP
by Spedwagon July 30, 2019
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Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
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