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National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team
Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
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International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day

Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.
1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."
by MiqKir August 17, 2024
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national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.
Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!
by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019
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National ass grab day

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Guy1: It's national ass grab day
Guy2: Fuck off you creep
by notheretoday April 20, 2021
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NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE
by imademon October 2, 2019
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National Bitch Ass Nigga Day

A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.
Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.
by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021
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National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019
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