Devious Apple

An apple that shows a skillful use of underhanded tactics to achieve goals.

The devious apple stole my wife and kids.

by The Tokyo Foundation January 5, 2023

Applesaurus

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.

There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up

by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012

apprish

Short for "appreciation".

"Much apprish !"
> I really appreciate.
> Thanks a lot.

by Thought Master January 3, 2014

Sex appeal

The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.

Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2020

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017

Apple Fanboy

1. A person who believes in almost anything that apple says and gives into it's marketing strategy. 2. A prime target for apple marketers to impose their superfluously costing products to. 3. A person who honestly believes that Windows XP or Vista is Archaic, Inferior, Does Not Work, or just plain ripped off ideas from the Mac OS. 4. One who waits in line for days in some instances, for Apple keynote speeches. 5. One who believes adding an "i" prefix to anything is automatically superior to anything that does not have an "i" in front of it.

Most apple fanboys will possess three or more of the following:

1. iPod
2. iPhone
3. Macbook
4. iMac
5. Mac Pro
6. 3 or more Apple Connector Cables
7. A membership at Macheist.com

by audiomind5 January 14, 2009

cold approach

To approach and start a conversation with a total stranger, usually with a romantic intention.

John has some huge balls. He just goes up to girls he doesn't know, tells them they are cute, flirts a bit more, and then gets their number.
I wish I could cold approach like that.

by financestud May 8, 2007