A person addicted to their electronic tablet (iPad, Galaxy Tablet, Kindle Fire, etc.). This person can often be seen with a tablet pressed up to their face as they walk around. They often smash into people or objects, only to apologize and continue walking with the tablet pressed up to their face.
Guy1: Did you just see Laura?!
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.
Guy2: No, what happened?
Guy1: She just smashed into that guy with her tablet and kept walking like nothing happened!
Guy2: That figures, she's such a tablet addict.
by Bed Nigby May 3, 2014

by HerveyBayCerealAddict July 26, 2016

John suffers from horrible response addiction, he needs everyone to affirm what he is saying all the time.
by Heddon2 December 26, 2011

by Sammie Addict July 7, 2020

1 new message from Sydney: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney: "hey name get online"
name: "Sydney is a real Spam Addict."
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney:: "hey name get online"
1 new message from Sydney: "hey name get online"
name: "Sydney is a real Spam Addict."
by ktiractionreal February 10, 2017

A man addicted to the Fairmont hotel chain. They are pretentious; they pronounce it as 'fa-mohn.' They wear slippers gifted from the Fairmont religiously, to the point at which they are disintegrating from the stench coming from them. The bathrobes and towels they use, stolen from the Fairmont, are yellowing in a disgusting way. They compare every hotel to the Fairmont, and can only sleep on the plush sheets of a Fairmont bed. This addiction is dangerous... and must be stopped.
by Cactusfan101 March 26, 2022

The constant involvement with dramatic people by allowing them to open up and getting involved in their bullshit
by Lfeass November 6, 2015
