Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!

Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.

by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022

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Matthew Wilson

Matty is known to be a stuck up asshole around his mates but when you actually get to know him he is a sweet, loving, caring and sometimes crazy guy with a weird personality. Matthew is obsessed with truck and trying to find a girlfriend. He doesn't know much about love but he will understand it very well someday..

From El

Matthew Wilson your a great bestie

by gAyYyYyYyYyYyY!!! April 28, 2021

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Russell Wilson

To win under impossible circumstances; to come up clutch.

I just Russell Wilson'd all of my homework the day it was due.

by mondo- October 16, 2020

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sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.

a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black

by Sexydimma October 17, 2017

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