sausage skirt

A short bodycon skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!

by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016

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SKIRT(tm)

Referral networking Sharing Knowledge Information and Resources Together.

I belong to a SKIRT(tm) group.

by dutchbroker2009 January 10, 2009

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jean skirt

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.

That jean skirt is looking fierce.

by Superman72419 December 24, 2011

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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.

"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."

by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025

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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

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