messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017

mess i yam

the slang, slap happy word for yes i am

Mess i yam going to the show next week.

by rhoopdizzle June 26, 2008

mess makers' dream

a 'supreme' or 'ultimate' appearing repository for the male to discharge genetic dispensation/s.

a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.

steve: thats' one fine mess makers' dream!

dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!

steve: my testicles can handle it!!

by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

hot ghetto mess

black bike weekend in myrtle beach at Red Lobster

It sounds like a Zoo out there!!! Everyones screaming, gulpiing down raspberry lemonade, eating fried seafood, and trying to get stuff for free. THIS IS A HOT GHETTO MESS!!

by Cornelious Griffey July 24, 2006

Mess Queen

A girl who commonly, passes out,throws up during conversations, hallucinates about food on radiators and falls over due to alcohol. Also known as an Emmamess

Yo that girls on a slippery slope to becoming a Mess Queen!////That mess queen is on the floor throwing up/////Urrrr what a mess queen

by Choir Boy-I H8 Booze October 31, 2008

ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail

Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)

by gxg0703 August 29, 2009

Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.

Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta

by honeybun2012 June 4, 2009