Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

That girl in the smoking area just brushed my hand as she lit my cig....I think she was having a smoking flirt with me bro!
by mywangslong69 February 9, 2021

by sctsnpr April 6, 2022

When your chic thinks you ain’t looking, and twists her ass or shoots a wink...or even bats an eye to the next one
by Big dicolas October 22, 2018

Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.
Long-term flirting YAYA
Long-term flirting YAYA
by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012

verb
flirt
/flərt/
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1.
behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.
"it amused him to flirt with her"
2.
(of a bird) wave or open and shut (its wings or tail) with a quick flicking motion.
"a moorhen stepped out of the reeds, flirting its white tail"
noun
a person who habitually flirts.
"Jim was an outrageous flirt"
flirt
/flərt/
Learn to pronounce
1.
behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.
"it amused him to flirt with her"
2.
(of a bird) wave or open and shut (its wings or tail) with a quick flicking motion.
"a moorhen stepped out of the reeds, flirting its white tail"
noun
a person who habitually flirts.
"Jim was an outrageous flirt"
by ROastingKids24 December 7, 2021

Someone who will shower you with compliments. But what are their intentions? I'll never know! If your first name begins with a W then you're likely a flirt.
by thatsensitivebich April 26, 2020
