A suave, well dressed male that inherently possess the qualities of a douche. Typically a male in his early 20s that spends excessive time modeling for his own instagram account. A dapper douche may be found with an abundance of mousse, designer shoes, and the inability to kindly shut the fuck up about himself.
by StevenBigD January 13, 2015
Get the Dapper Douche mug.Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.
See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
by lingua franca October 2, 2012
Get the kingpin douche mug.Place where doucehbags are created. Typically colleges with big frat and sorority populations. After these "people" are created, we suffer the consequences.
by Malpaso March 2, 2009
Get the Douche Farm mug.by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011
Get the douche it up mug.A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
by areku1 February 15, 2013
Get the douche-schwillery mug."Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
Get the Douche it down mug.by The original Kat November 8, 2014
Get the douche magoo mug.