runny deuce

Diarrhea.

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.

by gnstrlove April 18, 2016

Zeus Deuce

King of all dumps of godly proportions

“Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”

by chHAad February 10, 2021

Droppin Deuce

Taking a shit.

Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

Cut Deuce

A phrase you say went you want half of something. Whom ever you say Cut Deuce to has to abide by the rules and give half of what they have in their hand. The only way to combat it is to say not community or no cut deuces.

Yo, can you pass me a beer?

friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one

Word, cut deuce bitch!

friend, fuck!

halfsys half

by OmegaL December 11, 2009

excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

chuckin a deuce

A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.

Chico drove by chuckin a deuce.

by Chico H December 31, 2005