cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 02, 2010

Candy Slit

A particularly delicious vagina.

If you can give me a good eating out experience, I swear I will munch on that candy slit like no tomorrow.

by EatACookie July 18, 2014

G-Candy

A guy with excellent physique and muscles.

Alicia: Gosh, I have fallen for a guy from our class.
Rachael: Tell me about him. Let me see your choice.
Alicia: First of all, he's a G-Candy.
Rachael: That's summarize everything.

by Reet Awwsum March 03, 2014

Candy Cooper

A dog that is largely obese and fat. Has problems working, blind and deaf. No one loves it. Dead.

What is the fat Candy Cooper doing here?

by George Flord November 07, 2022

Candy Grabbin

When the male of the species becomes physically intrusive with a female in an inappropriate or unwelcome manner.

Also can refer to a preplanned night of debauchery at a party or club when fornication with the opposite (or same) sex is anticipated ("Candy Grab").

"Hey Cameron, that guy over there is candy grabbin on your girl! Let's go kick his ass!"

"Gentlemen, tonight will be the most epic Candy Grab in Alpha Omega Epsilon's storied history."

by Karl Hunguss October 25, 2011

candy carol

1. A drag queen from columbus ohio that is notorious for saying "I'm Candy Carol, Shut the fuck up!!!"

2. A musical group that has an Album called "Book of Love"

1. Candy Carol was out on the town last night looking fabulous.

2. I love Candy Carol's new album Book of Love.

by ShaggyLady May 03, 2010

freezer candy

a woman with whom you can have predictably tasty casual sex, as frequently and for as long as you like; she'll always be there.

Rob: Hey, you seein' Sarah tonight?
Dane: Probably. You know she's my freezer candy.
Rob: Great!

by Dane and Sarah January 22, 2008