stunt dump

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.

I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.

by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014

jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

Copper-Dump

To rid of pennies in a change collection

I just took a huge Copper-Dump yesterday

by SILVER JACKER March 29, 2010

hummus dump

1. A loose but sticky stool.

2. Hot Curry.

After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.

by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009

Spanish Dump

The shit you take (or have to take) immediately after eating Mexican food.

"Those burritos are gonna go right through me."
"You need to take a Spanish Dump, quick!"

by W4LDEN April 23, 2015

dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

Crash Dump

An excuse to smash your computer.

My computer kept on creating crash dumps when I tried booting up Skyrim, so Ithrew it out the window and smashed it with a hammer.

by WillyOnABus December 11, 2021