Ace of Deuces

This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.
Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.
by walter_white_ August 24, 2012
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Droppin Deuce

Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!
by Gar Grim September 09, 2021
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The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.
When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015
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runny deuce

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.
by gnstrlove January 07, 2016
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deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.
by HogieSTL July 07, 2008
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Zeus Deuce

King of all dumps of godly proportions
Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”
by chHAad February 11, 2021
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chuckin a deuce

A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.
Chico drove by chuckin a deuce.
by Chico H December 30, 2005
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