eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 01, 2011

Eskimo Burrito

If you don't know what it is, then you don't deserve to know.

Your hanging out with some friends. They ask what tossing the salad is. You say Eskimo Burrito.

by Tig Old Bitties March 14, 2010

Brown Town Eskimo

The act of initiating intercourse (vaginally, anally, or otherwise) with an object that was made in the following fashion:

1. Deficating into a condom (preferably unused).
2. Freezing the condom with its contents.
3. After frozen, remove condom.
4. Commence intercourse with frozen, phallic-shaped object.

"I am going to give you a brown town eskimo."

"My girlfriend BTE'd me in my sleep last night."

by BTEd November 20, 2012

Eskimo Blood Brothers

When two males have sex with the same female while she is on her period.

Dude, you won’t believe it, I slept with Alexis last night. It was great but I think she was on her period. Same thing happened with Jeremy last month, that makes us Eskimo Blood Brothers.

by Vulpix May 31, 2021

horny eskimo kiss

when u r really horny with ur girl , and u finger her w/ ur nose. it is the best frealing in the world. works best if u have a long nose.

(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest

by connor hall April 27, 2007

Eskimo Gum-rub

A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.

"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"

by MicahM May 03, 2006

Eskimo Pie Brothers

When a couple has fucked the same person in the ass!

Darby; I fucked that chick in the ass!

Ralph; Me too!

Darby; ESKIMO PIE BROTHERS!!!!

by dexter016 May 09, 2011