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Planet comedy

A planet of “comedy” which is just really bad jokes.
*someone saying a stupid joke*
welcome to Planet Comedy population: Aaron.”
by Beffmig November 28, 2019
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planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment
Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.
by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024
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Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her

A very small and inactive account on Twitter, although everyone loves him!!!
1. "Hey, do you follow @poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her on Twitter??"
2. "Follow @poopsikuwazaski ||| Planet her on Twitter guys!!"
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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Planet Chill

A place that you go to when you are very, very high.
Yo, dude...I'm on fuckin' Planet Chill
by ChucklyChucks December 15, 2009
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Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.
Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!
by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025
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