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It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.
by Shrekenator February 13, 2024
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
by Shrekenator February 13, 2024
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
by Shrekenator February 14, 2024
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Roast beef weiner

A penis that penetrates the Roast beef Vagina during intercourse
“ can I have that roast beef weiner inside my roast beef ?”
by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024
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Coney Island weinering

The act of shitting diarrhea on a woman’s chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.
Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.

Tye: what’s that?

Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
by Coors Drinker 69 June 16, 2024
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Go Full Weimar

A country goes to shit, like the (interwar German) Weimar Republic, or a political actor does something to cause it.
This specifically refers to inflation, political mob violence or many different parties getting elected that are unable to form a functioning government coalition.
Left-Winger: Man, looks like we're gonna go full Weimar.

Right-Winger: Are you kidding? Now with the Trump administration slashing all your bloated taxing and spending, the value of our currency is finally secure. Still hope we'll get back on the gold standard soon though. Better safe than sorry.

Left-Winger: What? No. I meant we'll be fighting each other in the streets soon. Can't wait to beat up some nazis.

Right-Winger: That could be fun, I guess. Am I allowed to bring my arsenal of guns?
by illuminatus23 February 6, 2025
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