God Dicked

To be screwed over by an Act of God.

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011

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Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".

by Dick of Shame April 21, 2011

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Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

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Dick beers

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.

Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.

by Gravy balls February 23, 2018

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Orc Dick

When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.

Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.

Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!

by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009

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