Pussy Irrigator

Synonym for douche. A funny way of calling someone an asshole or is generally unpleasant in their behavior.

WTF?! Alex is sucha fucking pussy irrigator!

by shayaknyc January 23, 2009

pussy attack

When a girl springs up high enough and far enough to make pussy to mouth contact on an unexpected person. Typically in anime

e.i. Friend: dude how is that even possible

Me: What?

Friend: That girl just pussy attacked you

Me: What? Come on! Thats not even possible!

Friend: well apparently it is

by Tiecoonracoon August 11, 2014

Pussy Points

A fallacious system of points accrued by White Knights by coming to the aid of a damsel in distress. White Knights accrue these points either consciously or subconsciously and believe that once enough points are accrued they may be redeemed for sexual relations with women.

White Knight: "Do not fear fair lady! I too believe that women only earn 77c to the dollar compared to men"
...later that night
White Knight: "So I stuck up for a woman today. Wanna fuck?" (Note: words actually used may be different, words chosen for effect.)
Woman: "That's nice of you. Will you buy me dinner?"
White Knight: "Sure thing!" (Thinking to himself: This should earn me enough Pussy Points to make second base!)

by WhiteKnightSlayer July 7, 2015

gucci pussy

PUSSY SO GOOD its not even pronounced pussy anymore it just naturaly somes with an accent.

Gpuucscsyi = gucci pussy
That gpuucscsyi was extrodinary .

by Ufunny January 7, 2017

pussy boxing

A fetish game played by men who smack their junk on cats heads; trying to get them to, scratch, bite, or paw at their penis and or testicles.

Albert:"hey Jim want to come over Saturday so we can do some pussy boxing."

Jim:"i need to use your cat though, cause Chumkins just died of a fractured skull."
Albert:"don't worry about it cause Suzy just had a litter of kittens."

by TheCrimsonChin25 August 7, 2012

Fresh pussy

Like a vagina that’s fresh out the shower from being cleaned scented like a pornstar or stripper

I wanna French kiss that fresh pussy

by Test Her limit bruh October 8, 2021

Butt Pussy

When a male passes out naked on his side with his ballsac behind his legs exposing his tightened nutskin around his testicle, which is similar to a vagina from behind.

Thomas: Did you see how much Michael drank last night?

Josh: Yeah! He passed out and everybody went into his room and saw his butt pussy.

by Crunk Klug April 2, 2009