meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016

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meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.

Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."

by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014

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Meat

There are two types of meat the meat from an animal and the meat from boys and men the mad women vegan teacher wouldn't like seeing you eat meat the only meat she fine with is human meat

Person eating meat

That's vegan teacher wow time to duet them and come at them let's bring race into this and get my banana phone and and pretend I am on the phone with Jesus

by Katie macka April 4, 2021

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meat chalice

A vagina or a clotoris filled to the brim with sweet sweet male nectar

The women’s meat chalice was quite moist

by LucrativeButters December 22, 2017

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Shitting meat while a girl comes over to eat the shit. And then she shits meat and he eats it. This would often go on for a matter of hours before sexual intercourse would begin. Sometimes the women would through ice cream in her diet to show that her shit tastes good.

your girlfriend is a meat grinder, and I know.

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

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