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Chocolate creamsicle

When a man has a male friend pain your dick with his semen and wait for it to dry. Then later stick it in his anus, so it covered in feces. Lastly you make friend blows the layered dick.
Don’t worry honey, I didn’t look at women, Dave and I just gave each other chocolate creamsicles.
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Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack
Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf
by Nashcar July 8, 2024
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Chocolate zamboni

When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.
My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!
by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024
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chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.
Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”
by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024
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San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!
by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024
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Edging Chocolate

When you have a chocolate bar that's about to melt but is still solid enough to eat, so the second you hold it in your hand for more than a second it starts to melt
"Oh no, i forgot to put the chocolate in the fridge! Luckily its only edging chocolate and hasn't melted quite yet.
by Mr_Guy090 July 23, 2024
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African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.
Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.
by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024
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