Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

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chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019

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chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021

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Worshiping Chocolate

Someone who is into poop Fetishes or has a kink for poops of all kinds. They may worship or find poop sexually arousing

He is the only person I know that loves worshiping chocolate. He told me the other day to shit in his mouth for $80 and I said I'd poop in a bag and sent mail instead. He complied

by Mezulu03 September 29, 2022

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When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!

by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013

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Chocolate Bubbly

When someone with diarrhea butt chugs an entire champagne bottle and then proceeds to ass blast their partner.

Jamie: So my girl told me she has some crazy diarrhea right now
Bobby: Are you gonna go for it?
Jamie: Oh yeah.. I'm gonna bring over a bottle of champagne and see if she wants to give me a chocolate bubbly

by Dimmsdale Dimmadome October 6, 2019

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