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cheese penis 

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo
hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.
cheese penis by the man March 14, 2004

cottage cheese 

when someone doesn't shower and they get a cottage cheese like substance in their foreskin. In other words really fucking nasty
Ingram is stinky and has a cottage cheese dick.
cottage cheese by Fiscal February 18, 2005

cheese cake 

(v) - to cheesecake; term used when recieving oral sex from a girl -- when jizzing all over her face, punch (or kick) her in the nose; usually results in a cheese cake, looking substance; an obscure form of gothic sex
goth1: "hey stop fandangling with my dog and get on your knees, you're gonna get cheese caked!"
goth2: "but dude I'm a guy..."

Cheeseburg 

Abbreviation for "Cheeseburger" (see also Hamburg), used almost exclusively in the Northeastern United States, Central Atlantic, Ohio, and Michigan.
School Lunch Menu: Hamburg, Cheeseburg, Hash Browns, Fruit
Cheeseburg by Bloho Jo January 20, 2013

Cheese Weed 

Cheese Weed is one of several nicknames given to Malva neglecta, a winter-summer annual weed (also known as Common Mallow, Cheeses, Cheese Mallow, Dwarf Mallow, Running Mallow, Malice, Round Dock, Button Weed, Round-Leaved Mallow and Low Mallow). “Cheese Weed” can be found in fields, gardens and disturbed areas of turfgrass and thrives in much of the continental U.S. Malva neglecta is called "Cheese Weed" because of its fruit, which is shaped like a wheel of cheese.
My uncle Chaz has a really bad Cheese Weed infestation in his back yard; looks like we'll have to practice our back-flips somewhere else.
Cheese Weed by Tommysaurus Rex June 12, 2010

ball cheese 

cheese incrusted in the family jules
My friend has a really bad case of ball cheese
ball cheese by Anonymous March 30, 2003