Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.

"That boy needs an Alabama Attitude Adjustment!"

Alabama Attitude Adjustment by Spencer Thayer November 8, 2007

no strings attached 

N.S.A.

The director of the National Security Agency, defends the agency and surveillance programs. - No Strings Attached

no strings attached by Book Didn't Fall from the Sky June 12, 2013

Attempting to be funny and random 

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

Attempting to be funny and random by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

Mexican Heart Attack 

The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.

Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.

My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.

Mexican Heart Attack by Wolf89 August 12, 2008

Can Do Attitude 

Initially synonymous with industrious, now defined as 'Willing to lie about what's feasible and what's not in order to gain a competitive edge.' See also 'Suck-up' and 'Shitty Implementation'.

Manager: 'Will the new system be able to deliver streamlined accountancy functionality in rigorously flexible capacity according to our shareholders' needs?
Sales rep: 'Yep.'
M: 'Will it synergise our block transfer mechanism and the coffee machine?'
S: 'Yep'.
M: 'Can it shit rainbows?'
S: 'Yep. Marshmallows too.'
M: 'I like it. I like your can do attitude. I like it because I want my computer to shit rainbows and YOU can do that.'
S: 'Yuuuup.'

2 weeks later there was a fire. Emergency services determined that it was caused by peeps melting into the CPUs of every computer in the office. 3 men died.

Can Do Attitude by nippondog July 7, 2012

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale 

A scale to determine an atractivness or "hotness" of a female.

1: Literally a ogre
2: One of those fat feminists you see in YouTube

3: Comparable to the attractiveness of a bear
4: Mediocre. Sometimes plump
5: The attractiveness of your mother to you
6: Fine, okay. Nothing else.

7: Good. Well curved. Commonly described as cute
8: A pretty girl. Comparable to that girl you're crushing on but is across the room and you can't muster the courage to talk to her.

9: Fabulous. Red carpet worthy. Sexiest girl on campus except for...
10: The hottest female in the world. Brighter than the sun. She has not been born yet because she will destroy the universe with her hottness.

There are of course, many decimals in between the integers.

Dammmnnnn, rate her on the 1-10 female Attractiveness scale. Created by the genius who wrote the description m.

Aiightt nigga. like a 8.6 at best.

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale by Memelorddd September 7, 2016

sexually identify as an attack helicopter 

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

sexually identify as an attack helicopter by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017