Stinky Cock Syndrome

After a long day doing whatever makes cocks stinky, one reaches a point where his friends can smell his cock whilst sitting next to him.
It is the gaseous form of Dick Cheese

George - "What's that smell Jero? It smells like Dick Cheese"
Jero - "No its not, I suffer from Stinky Cock Syndrome"

by Dillo12232 November 19, 2010

Penis-at-12 syndrome

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".

Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.

by eleven April 27, 2003

First Relationship Syndrome

First Relationship Syndrome, also known as FRS, is the condition of being chronically attracted to the first person you enter a relationship with. Being inflicted with said syndrome makes the process of getting over this person when you break up all the more difficult. Common symptoms include constant distraction, sadness, and in more extreme cases, stalking.

Eddie can't get over Holly, so he's resorted to picking out of her garbage can. That pussy, it MUST be First Relationship Syndrome.

by Christina Monterrosa December 24, 2008

waste kyattie syndrome

A girl/ gyal who is waste and resemble waste characteristics. This is a syndrome just as down syndrome and there is no perfect cure at the moment. The best way to get rid of a waste kyattie is to move on and talk to anther girl/gyal. The infected can be of any ethnic background, (mainly of West Indian/ Coolie decent) Many other Indain and Paki girls may suffer from this disease and share the same waste characteristics.

Yoh kevin, foget about that gyal shes a waste kyattie...

Derek Bredjin, that gurl has waste kyattie syndrome, forget bout she!

Run! There's a waste kyattie coming!

by The Kings Singer, MS March 14, 2010

Rich Kid Syndrome

A child, who has been born into great fortune, however does not realize it. The child has been pampered his entire life and therefore usually puts themselves ahead of others, later on leads to social problems , and general self-hatred, usually leading to excessive drinking, excessive marijuana use and/or excessive cocaine use in teen years. Usually he or she has lived in a sheltered community, that consists of other rich kids, therefore when confronted with someone lesser of fortune, he or is she is unable to comprehend it, and usually mocking is employed. He or she is also lazy; having never having to worry about receiving anything due to a pampered lifestyle and usually receives failing marks in school. Usually grows up to: 1) spend daddy's money 2)begin a career at daddy's company as a vice-president only to spend the day masturbating like a wild monkey to internet pornography 3) become a bum 4) become a drug addict and/or alcoholic 5) work at McDonalds.

Damn! That kid definitely suffers from Rich Kid Syndrome, he drives 75,000 Mercedes G-500, never has worked a day in his life, and is failing out of school! Screw Reagan!

by I'm still jenny from the block July 10, 2003

golden age syndrome

The exaggerated belief that something (politics, news, morals, video games) used to be substantially better than it is now, expressed usually with bitterness about the present condition. Often associated with long-time players of online RPGs.

Jim keeps claiming the mud's rp was better back in the 90's, but he's just suffering from golden age syndrome.

by Werttrew November 11, 2004

Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

by hipsterjew March 15, 2010