Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.

Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss

by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021

monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

Commie Piss

Slang term for hard seltzer

Mallory: Josie loves her Claws!
Eric: She's just drinking Commie Piss.

by KaiserMtek October 2, 2021

turbocentric piss

when you piss extremely hard with perfect aim

"dude i just took a fat turbocentric piss"

by PeeZus420 October 9, 2021

Xiao piss

Xiaos piss it's so tasty.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.

"did you try xiao piss?"
"yes I did on God he's so hot and his piss it's so tasty"

by Xiaostastypiss November 21, 2021