by Lady queefa June 11, 2019
He ran through the store like a piss ant on a sugar cube
I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
by canatex December 20, 2021
When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.
Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"
by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024
by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024
When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.
by freddiepibbs June 01, 2025