Mom-pare

When two moms pass each other and each mom overtly looks at the other’s baby to see which baby is cuter. Usually, followed directly by a comment to a spouse, friend, or the baby (as a last resort) about how pretty her own baby is or a back-handed comment about the other child.

I mom-pared little Jessica with Judy’s daughter, Amanda. Poor Amanda has her mother's deep creepy eyes.

by Kivelin January 9, 2018

ur mom gay

it means ur mom gay

ahah ur mom gay

by cutiepatoootie March 17, 2018

my mom

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence

Jeff:knock knock
Joe:whos there
Jeff:your
Joe:your who
Jeff:your mom

by anonymous October 31, 2021

Ur Mom

Your Mom is the thing that xbox kid said he banged, but he really is just some 9 year old in the party.

Boy 1: I Banged your girlfriend!
Boy 2: Oh yea? well i banged your mom!

by EboniWords April 14, 2022

ur mom

The person I was fucking last night

Who's that hotties who's house ur at all the time?
- Ur mom

by A snack May 7, 2022

ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021