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oh my god 

exclamation used by Justin Capps to exclaim when something obsurd or outrageous such as someone having whiskey dick it is common to use the phrase "Oh my God" in a deep voice while putting your right hand with a hook to your mouth as if smoking a cigar

Derived from the movie "Tommy Boy"
"Parker couldn't get it up? 'Oh my god'"
oh my god by C-red February 17, 2004
Related Words

Machine God 

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki
"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."
Machine God by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Eye Of God

A Vagina as Marquis de Sade penned it in his erotica.
"He slipped his fingers into her panties and grazed the slick eye of god."
Eye Of God by SteveOoo December 9, 2007

The God of frozen beverages 

A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.
I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL 

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.
THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!

I'm God fanfiction 

Fan fiction categorized by having a story based on another media as a fanfiction, but instead of the story keeping the same basic elements of the official/original media, the elements from the original media are changed completely in order to fit the writer's personal agenda.

These Fan fictions usually appear as stories that have the same characters in name an appearance of the official media, but the characterization is changed completely into something different in order to meet the writer's wants.

For Example:

A Naruto fan fiction that has Orochimaru characterized as a sweet, gentle, kind, and girly man.

SoulEater fanfiction that has Maka characterized as very girly and prissy.

Sonic fanfiction that has Sonic as a jerk.
I hate I'm God fanfiction writers!