A human who is deeply concerned about Fish rights after the great fish wars in ancient times. Fish were stripped of their ability to be on land, being banished to the ocean. Fish actifish think their sentence has been served.
Human #1 “Oh I love just grabbing fish out of the ocean and just eating them alive. It’s not about the flavor it’s just the joy of seeing their stupid fish brains have fear”
Human #2 “Dude not cool, Ezra is a Fish Actifish”
Ezra *fuming*
Human #2 “Dude not cool, Ezra is a Fish Actifish”
Ezra *fuming*
by VerticalCouchLVR July 04, 2024
Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 08, 2024
by Unit1 May 20, 2020
by SpreadNoHate123 November 16, 2020
a pussy that has not been washed in days, smelling like a rotten fish market, as well as repelling and knocking out anyone who gets close to it.
Bro #1: So did you end up going down on that girl?
Bro #2: Hell no! She had quite a fish market down there
Bro #2: Hell no! She had quite a fish market down there